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-- 'Duncan' Lyrics --

I love to have a beer with Duncan, I love to have a beer with Dunc.
We drink in moderation, and we never, never ever get rolling drunk.
We drink at the Town & Country where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Duncan ‘cause Duncan’s me mate.

I love to have a beer with Colin, I love to have a beer with Col.
We drink in moderation, and it doesn’t really matter if he brings his doll
We drink at the Town & Country where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Colin ‘cause Colin’s me mate.
[turn around]

I love to have a beer with Kevin. I love to have a beer with Kev.
We drink in moderation, and he drives me home in his big old chev.
We drink at the Town & Country where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Kevin ‘cause Kevin’s me mate.

I love to have a beer with Patrick. I love to have a beer with Pat.
We drink in moderation, and it wouldn’t really matter if the beer was flat.
We drink at the Town & Country where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Patrick ‘cause Patrick’s me mate.
[turn around and change key]

I love to have a beer with Robert. I love to have a beer with Bob.
We drink in moderation, just one more and it’s back on the job.
We drink at the Town & Country where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Robert ‘cause Robert’s me mate.

I love to have a beer with Duncan. I love to have a beer with Dunc.
We drink in moderation, and we never, never ever get rolling drunk.
We drink at the Town & Country where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Duncan ‘cause Duncan’s me mate.
I love to have a beer with Duncan ‘cause Duncan’s me mate.